Goddammit Tim Hortons

I was soooo pissed at Tim Hortons today.

I work pretty hard to try and keep leather clean! Not to mentions the electronics that is also in the centre console. Not only did it happen once, which I figured was a fluke, then it did it a second time! Sigh.

Starbucks is soooo expensive!

This is the battle cry of cheapies and people who don’t know how to do a comparison properly. These are the kinds of people who drive a Honda Civic and complain that a Mercededs is ‘soo expensive’ and yet, they are insanely out of whack with reality. So here goes the comparison.

In Canada(and the US) we have our homegrown coffee chain of Tim Hortons. It’s as Canadian as Maple Syrup or Poutine as you’ll get. I like their coffee, always have. Yet my family wants to drink ‘bulk coffee’ sold in those 2KG cans and they wonder why I don’t like low-quality coffee. That stuff is barely a step above Instant Coffee but I digress.

OK, so here is a typical Tim Horton’s Large Double-Double coffee, right from their website.

It’s a whopping $1.92. Quite reasonable. Now let’s see Starbucks.

$2.75. A whole $0.83 more. Does anyone think that is “soooo expensive”??

And to keep this even more fair, a Tim Horton’s ‘large’ is 414mL while Starbucks is 473mL. That makes Tim Horton’s cost difference damn near negligible.

Tim Hortons = 0.005/mL

Starbucks – 0.006/mL

See the problem is that people aren’t comparing apples to apples when they make such ridiculous comments. You need to remind people to compare like for like. Now, that being said, let’s go with ye old fall season flavoured drinks then. The Pumpkin Spice Latte.

Tim Horton’s, $4.29. Or $2.37 more than their regular coffee. For a speciality-type fo drink, I suppose that’s not too much of a jump and certainly makes more sense when the volume of these drinks are significnatly less then regular coffees, so price would naturally be higher even before any profit margins added.

Starbucks at $5.65. $1.36 more. Is this still ‘sooooo expensive’? Let’s break it down by size once more.

Tim Hortons = $0.010/mL

Starbucks = $0.011/mL

Again, the price difference is negligble. Literally a 1/10th of a cent difference on volume.

Now, not going to lie and said that you can’t get more expensive drinks at Starbucks. I do like the seasonale Apple Crisp Macchiato but even that isn’t all that expesnive, even in GRADE(Tim Horton’s ‘extra-large’ equivilent).

You can get silly with all the customizations you can add to a drink.

$7 for a coffee, that’s qutoe a jump from a base of $2.75. Then again, Venti plus 3 add-ons do add up. You can’t do that at Tim Hortons though.

People will pay for customizations. When you like coffee a certain way, then you’ll pay to get it that way. That is called personal choice. NOT the same as a regular Tim Horton’s coffee. NOT a comparison at all.

Americano does not have milk

Ok, let’s take a break from all the hyped-nasty stuff and talk about coffee.

Coffee is a drug

Coffee is a huge hit here.  So much so that when Canada’s national icon, Tim Hortons, came here, they decided against opening.  I suspect it was due to the fierce competition that exists.  When we lived in Seoul, we had not one but TWO major coffee chains in the first floor of our apartment building (Caffe Bene and Tom n Toms). within a one-block radio, there was 2 more major chains (Dunkin Donus and Yogerpresso).  Add one more block heading towards the subway station and you can throw in yet another major coffee chain (Ediya).  That means I can walk by 5 major coffee chains in a 3 minute walk to the train station!  How the heck can you compete against that??

Then there are the coffee types themselves.  See you can’t get a black coffee here, you can only get an ‘Americano’.  Which is black coffee.  The Koreans are genuinely shocked when I tell them they don’t call it Americano in America.  “Really?”  Oh I am so tempted to use that sheeple word again…..

And they also don’t use cream….ever.  If you want a coffee with milk…well….watch this xtranormal video.

That pretty much sums it up nicely if you walk into a coffee shop and want to order a ‘regular’ coffee.  Here there is a lot of self-serve, so if you want sugar in your coffee, you go to the self-serve stand, add in your own (they also have this cool liquid sugar, I find it mixes quick and better).    Don’t even think about asking for a ‘double-double’, you’ll just be greeted with blank stares.


April Fools

No, I’m not going to pull a  joke on you guys here but I do have a pretty awesome tale to tell of my best day ever at this time of year!

Allow me to tell a tale of a day where I frustrated my parents to no end (outside of destroying a car or two that is…).

We live in a very small little town outside of a bigger town.  It was about a 20min drive into the bigger city that my parents made every day for their respective jobs.  Their morning ritual wa to wake up, make a coffee to drink and another for the road.  Being the high school teen that never did anything wrong, but was somewhat smart by typical standards, I replaced the sugar with salt.  While this is nothing terribly new, I should have mentioned that my parents made all 4 cups of coffee at the same time.  So, they get dumped down the drain right?  Being slightly rushed for time, and the sugar not being in its proper spot (hmm…) they went for the backup.

The backup was in the nice fine china cabinet in the dining room.  This is quite a reasonable course of action and you should be already sub-consciously aware of where this is going.  Damn straight.  Their little boy genius swapped the backup sugar with salt too!  That is EIGHT CUPS OF COFFEE DOWN THE DRAIN!  Totally worth it.  Even way better than the ‘kick me sign’ that I stuck on the back of dad’s coat one year and he walked around my mothers very public jobs space :D

And before any of you coffee lovers give me grief…it was instant.

The Contest Winner! And a new City: Daegu

In March I posted a mini-contest to see who could interpret some Korean characters and what the English word was. This is the word.

Korean Word

The word is bus but pronounced bus-uh. In general, Korean words always end in a vowel so English-based words, for which there is corresponding Korean equivalent, get some added sounds. Learning the sounds of each character is pretty easy. I can read quite a bit of Korea but my comprehension will take a while yet :) Still, it is useful for the ‘konglish’ words like bus :)

Here is Shawn opening the parcel.

The box looks like it had ah been in ah some kind of ah Tsunami AH! The cardboard just fell apart. ( as you can tell ah I am writing ah this with a Korean accent …..AH)
My CHOPSTICKS ah… how nice, thank ah you very much! Enjoy da picture ah.

Enjoy them well Shawn!

Ok, onto Daegu.

The city bills itself as the ‘Colourful City’. Well, we weren’t disappointed. Although I find all the cities here very colourful. I will apply this ‘colourful’ term to the types of things I see here. As mentioned before, and pretty much common knowledge, Asians tend to copy till they figure out who they are instead of trying to be popular like the Western stuff that influences their young people. So when I see a posted for a Korean James-Bond type of movie, I immediately took a picture of it.

Of course the ‘walking mascots’ are very popular for promoting some product or event too. Don’t ask me how Winnie The Poo is connected to anything in Korea though.

There are many different shops in this area. Korea has done some great things in designing their downtown cores. They block off streets and cobblestone the whole place. It makes for wonderful shopping experiences and a cool place to hang too.

“Good artists copy, great artists steal.” – Pablo Picasso

So tell me, is this t-shirt from a good artist or a great artist?

You probably don’t need to answer that…

Remember when I wrote about Coffee in Korea? Well, if a massive 3-story coffee-house doesn’t prove that Korean’s love coffee, nothing will!

A few blocks away and this same chain had another 2 story place as well!

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Coffee in Korea

Being in Korea is it hard to not be able to walk a block or two to grab a Timmies. I at least was able to bring my Tim Mug to Korea with me. Many might ask why I wouldn’t bring some of the canned Timmies. Despite how well a coffee brewer might be, it never tastes the same. Tim’s sells a nice looking stainless steel ‘Tim Branded’ brewer, if seemingly overpriced. A recent understanding is that Tim’s coffee has it’s unique flavour due to the high-temps it is exposed too during the brewing stage and allegedly that is one of the reasons why Tim’s charges $125 for a brewer when you can easily buy one for $30 at a local Wal-Mart.

This being the case, there is no way I could brew a decent cup of Tims while I am here without buying the coffee, the coffee brewer and a power converter to run the brewer. As much as I love my Tims, I can live without such an outrageous expense just to have coffee.

Fortunately, Koreans love coffee too. I’ve already mentioned Starbucks as being the ‘Tims of Korea’ as I can almost give directions in the downtown core by Starbucks (unlike Tims in Hamilton where I can give you directions by Tims anywhere in the city….). This Starbucks is also 3 levels. There are also a plethora of ‘Starbucks environment’ copy-cat places as well.

Holly’s Coffee is nice but extremely strong, both in coffee and only slightly in price. Maybe I hadn’t had enough to eat when I tried it but later that night, my stomach was slightly upset. Perhaps it was the humongous cup of it or a combination thereof. The atmosphere is pleasant, they have 2 floors and Wi-Fi is free. I wasn’t able to successfully connect to Wi-Fi with my netbook. I’ve noticed this on a few occasions so it may be some sort of weird Wi-Fi compatibility with my netbook and certain routers, or it maybe a crappy router they have.

Cafe Bene's interior.

Caffe Bene’s interior.

You also have Caffe Bene. Another place with only mildly over-priced coffee. I like the atmosphere here significantly more than Starbucks or Holly’s. They have bench seats along one wall with a comfortable cushion that runs the length. Wi-Fi is free and you can plug your portable device into a socket (as you can in any of these places). There is a 3rd floor but that is reserved for Smokers. (Side note: smoking is very common but slowly being phased out of public places. All western fast-food joints are non-smoking that I’ve seen thus far as well as public transit).

Dunkin Donuts is another popular place and I’d say they would be next under Starbucks if you were counting popularity by brand. They have prices as you would expect as well as typical donut stock. They are about as close to a Tim Hortons as you can get here. I haven’t bought a coffee there yet, preferring some of the more fancy ones from either Starbucks or Cafe Bene.

And then there are a quite a few other ones that are either individual cafes or smaller chains.

Now, if those weren’t popular enough, Korea has something that would most likely be a hit for Tim Hortons (or any of the other coffee specialty guys). You can buy a can of hot coffee from any corner store….in a can.

The corner stores have these little heated cabinets and a wide variety of coffees in typically two sizes. The ones pictured above are the smaller size. Starbucks is available as well as any other types from plain black to espresso with milk. The price for these shots are about $1 and are perfect for a ‘quick hit’ if you will. The cans are quite hot actually so holding them can be a bit of a challenge.

For home, we have packets of pre-mixed coffee. These are pretty damn cool actually. I only have to add just a wee bit of sugar and a little bit of milk (more to cool it down than actual milk flavouring). This is, by far, the cheapest form of coffee. We bought a special box of 180 packets.

Another side note about Korean packaging. Plastic packaging is meant to be torn and not ‘open’. For example, you would open a bag of potato chips and not tear off the top. Most packaging here you have to tear off a part to ‘open’ it. I have tried different packages and found it actually quite difficult to actually open as I normally would. Can be quite frustrating as you think to yourself “I’m not _that_ weak….sheesh.” but it’s just the way they do things here.

Regardless of choices, I am looking forward to Tim Hortons when I make my first trip back home Smile